18.2.12

my plan

my plan will always be: look friggen fantastic, smell great, and say interesting things. That way you kick yourself in the balls every time you see me because you could have had all of this.  yeah you're a dipshit.

4 comments:

Hillary said...

hahaha. i love you too much.

Marge Bjork said...

I shouldn't, but I've been trying to envision someone kicking their own balls.

meg said...

Margie - it's not possible... or verry difficult. Jared and I have talked about it.
Janna - yeah, [he] is. and they all are.

Allen said...

Can I not kick myself in the balls? I find that is painful and also I would need to take a lot more yoga classes than my current number of zero.