things

why hello my five lovely followers. I can't dream of hoping that there are more of you guys out there that may or may not include my parents.

I've been busy and thus couldn't type my feelings on the world wide web. i'm not less busy i'm just less able to focus on the busy stuff.

Funnies first.
(disclaimer: i may be spreading vicious rumors. I don't know any of this for "certain")
there is a man named Richard Dutcher. He made the film God's Army among others, and he has gone a little crazy. I'm not sure if he lives there or works there or both, but across the street from my house is the office to his movie company. He went crazy when the LDS church did not accept his movie as some sort of official church movie. He commonly sits on his front porch smoking watching people walk by, creepy. He recently (i think it was installed this summer) put a Kristus statue in his front lawn, about 10 feet high. It's lighted at night and there is a little bench in front of it where you can sit and admire it. All very apostate i'd say.

Well one day i looked outside and beheld thisYes, he lighted it in red. I dont know why. All i know is for weeks now it has been a red Kristus. Bizarre.
I give people directions to my house like this:
"so you know where that weird Kristus is?"
"OH YEAH! That is so strange!"
"Yeah well it's across from that"
or: (courtesey of Riley Burbank)
"hang a louie at the Prince of Peace"
also:
"if you've passed the King of Kings you've gone too far"