ang-z-eye-ity

Yanka,
Did you know that in the next few months your life is going to drastically change? No, it must drastically change. And you are in charge of making those changes. Not only are you ill prepared for these actions, you are in a time crunch. Deadlines, so many deadlines. Your brain is not big enough. Are you sure you want to do this? Do you have other options? You are too poor, too dumb, to lazy, and too insignificant to get into a grad school that you want to actually attend. You are never going to be good at grad school even if you get into one. You'll be a terrible speech pathologist. Work in a hospital? You don't deal well with stress. What are you even thinking? You can't handle this.

Angzeyeity,

Please get off my back. Yes, i have a few months but i can do it...i think. I am not perfectly prepared but i cant let that get in my way of trying. i can change my life. I can do it. Deadlines, schmeadlines. GRE by thanksgiving, consider it done. Applications in to the right schools by January 28th, no problem. i'll be a dork for my major and work it out. I do want to do this! What other options? Well marrying a rich man doesn't seem likely, and winning the lottery is close to impossible. I am poor, but i'm not dumb. I can be lazy but i'll try harder. I wont write on my blog at 11pm to escape homework and GRE studying.....often. I will be good at grad school because i am a SLP dweeb. I will do better. I can deal well with stress!! I can!! I will... I can... Here i come UW, or SFSU, or Emerson, or or or_______________(enter grad school i've not even found yet).